Did This Guy Really Write a Book About Being Someone's Bitch?

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

Is John Edwards An Environmentalist?

Personal experience has taught me that doing your business in the wilderness can be challenging. After another week of global warming, political unrest and Middle Eastern turmoil it is clear to me that Freud must have been right. It’s all about the boom boom. Never the less the protocol remains the same when taking a crap while running for political office. First you must dig a hole, second, find something to wipe with, (preferably not your campaign manager), and third, make sure nobody is watching. Now money can buy a lot of things from little Haitian babies to the presidency but it has yet to solve this dilemma. Somewhere between fame and fortune good sense has fallen to the wayside. So with Valentines Day right around the corner I would like to make a few recommendations to those who have lost their way and succumbed once again to the lap of luxury. Be nice, wear a condom and don’t wipe with poison Ivey (it’s bad for the environment).